Mail from the #MAGAt's, asking for a Trump donation?
Send this, designed by my friend Jerry!
Why?
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Postage-paid envelope costs them
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Supports the US Postal System
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Reduces your recycling costs -- stuff all their paper
back in the envelope, and other unrelated junk mail too
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Confuses their tiny little #MAGAt brains.
They ask multiple levels of management what to do.
Wastes time, effort, computer resources.
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They may send you another envelope -- do it again
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If they try to deposit it, may cost them bank charges
The gift that keeps on giving!
Even better, ask how to make a truly YUGE donation.
String them along like
Tom Mabe does with telemarketers.
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