Don't worry, deer. I dubbled down like he tol' us, so folks kin see we're seerius. Won't dare laff at us now!
Hey, why's a FBI knockin' onna front door? How'd they fine us way out here in Churchville MD? Whut give us away? Muss be a rat in our millisha! Prolly that new guy who weared a face mask to the rally.
Go hide inna basemint. Ah'll put on my KKK hood so they don't reconnize me. Just wait till the nauggerayshun on