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There isn't any iceberg There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats I really don't think we need that many lifeboats We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg